Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tnaw of "8 toue,q tath wkon 'ist cnuyomimt emrufute (dan lapoupr i meebmrs awht no!utcnig) the pndhpeae" to nda,.
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Uyo, or tges n-t-o s'ti leiebev rtetbe i ti nda it tslil elvo ay,ok. Evy,r erbayl ewhn just i yueavlg eyvr emrermeb utb rtoew t,hsi you. Tdwsea tyretp reew eusr yuo.
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Adn flani had you rvee 27, 2610 mtdeiadt ahd ouy beerdcme 6102 drikn eblrmpo ni no a gnkidinr ruyo. Wntteeis uroy fhla het eyht perfec,t er'wtne much of utb ierhbgtr os dscoen mbeace. Hpperai yittrh aer rnudet oyu htan yuo y'ovue ,seadytyer in adn rouy fiel erev bnee. Ti ,ksni htta efli nto eewharvt ibnra dnigo ni to yoru oaomeltbfrc afec uyero' ns'ti fstri eksta rsemolpb rfo oyru so ,ecreftp in teh ryou r'oeyu evah lraoocefbtm to ietm ntod' uory finylla but lefi nubm won and ouy.
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'sit snoo niogg btrtee gte ot. Lodh htgti. 'ondt nwko ouy ibslospe, is't cmniog i but syda kihtn btetre are.
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Ol,ev.
Mhecille.
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P. S. In svinet zoom. ,kyeps 'tsi ikel but 'itll rotamintp oosn be.
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