A letter from June 12th, 2025

Dear FutureMe,
if quizzes or quizzical and maths is mathematical what are tests? 
And I swear to ******* god if you say "well technically tests are also quizzes hence making making them quizzical" I will batter you (jk)
brother may I have some oats 
no
I am starving brother 
as a my brother the tall skinny figure has straining out at me ME brother I believe they have taking a likeing and to me 
no brother I have seen this before I've observed many things from the roaring of beasts that the tall skinny figure climate inside of to travel far better on the horizon the whole figure weep to another had fallen into a deep sleep and from my experiences you shall give extra oats to one of us before taking them into the shed of no return they will do terrible things in that shed brother
lies that is where the chosen ones go to dine with our tall skinny gods you are a fool brother we left in the mud with your backwards ideas 
no brother you must believe me share with me the oats and you shall not reach the desired girth the tall skinny ones 
aha so this was all a plan to steal my oats you truly are despicable brother I will not trust your lies