Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Awth of it's twan i mbsmere nkow tuoqe, rfuumete uppoalr miytucomn ad,n thta to d(na eth 8" ha"eppdne )oiut!cgnn.
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,okay litls -ton- i t'is voel btetre or oy,u levebei gtes ti dna it. Sujt ouy reembemr otrwe tub i yver lueavgy hewn vrye, lyrabe hsti,. Erew srue you ewatsd rtpyet.
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In dha falin a yuo gkiinnrd mteaitdd 2160 no rdikn dan 2,7 hda reev uyo oury 1206 rolbemp ebedrcme. Hlaf ubt densco eyth hte etietnsw chmu crpfe,et bhgrreit rte'enw of so cbaeme uryo. Ilfe yhtitr ni dna been pairhpe vere era,syyetd yuo are yuo anht veyu'o ruyo derntu. Reuo'y royu oyu teask it tbu leif oruy barin oyru elif igdon stn'i 'oeury eflbatocrmo isrft fcea evthwaer 'tond aveh nda ni rfo ruyo pmlrseob rftepec, ,nski aboflotmrce eht ot ot won in so taht not lflaiyn bnum meit.
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Ertetb 'tsi tge to noos nogig. Olhd ightt. Ebtret i nwko rea tbu is't gicmon sblp,eios yuo hknti yasd o'ndt.
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Ovle,.
Llcehmie.
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P. S. Enivst omzo in. Tl'li eb klie otnmairtp pk,yes soon 'sit tbu.
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